Scrubs Quotes (Page 16)
Janitor: I'm gonna give you a nickname.
J.D.: That--that's good, but you know, I already--I have a nickname; it's... it's "J.D."
Janitor: How 'bout, uh...Whiny Face.... Whiny Britches! Whiny... something. I definitely like "whiny." Uh, Whiny Dancer!
J.D.: Ah, uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Dr. Kelso: Doctor Cox, did you get my memo reminding all senior staff that lab coats must be worn at all times?
Dr. Cox: You know I did get it there Bob and at first I just threw it away, but then I decided that wasn't a grand enough gesture, so I made a replica of you out of straw and I put my lab coat on it with your memo in the pocket, and then I invited all the kids in the neighborhood to come over to light it on fire and whack it with sticks.
Janitor: You know people die here.
J.D.: You're a good friend.
Janitor: Eh, I do what I can. Can I have your stuff?
J.D.: You want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Turk: To me, you'll always be that geeky kid with the Pat Benatar t-shirt on.
J.D.: Dude, she rocks.
Turk: I just want you to know how serious I am about what I do.
J.D: Did you stitch your initials in to me?!
Turk: That's not important.
Turk: So he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying. Punching the wall all manly and angry like.
Dr. Cox: [To J.D.] Listen Super Girl, I'm gonna break you down into so many little pieces that my grandmother, who can do a thousand piece puzzle of clear blue sky in less than an hour will never be able to finish putting you back together again, even if she does go back in time to when her vision was perfect.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 J.D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse. You could be Alfred the butler.
J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.
