Scrubs Quotes (Page 17)
Janitor: Well, well, well, look what magically found it's way back!
J.D.: Window cleaner?
Janitor: No, this is ammonia. The window cleaner is... [looks around, turns to J.D.] Why?
J.D.'s narration: That's just bad luck
Janitor: Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet, I'm gonna leave the closet unlocked and if... by magic, it happens to reappear, I won't ask any questions.
J.D.: I don't even know what "it" is.
Janitor: Then why take it?
[Janitor's digging through trash]
J.D.: Did you lose something?
Janitor: No, why? Did you take something?
J.D.: No.
Janitor: What'd you take?
J.D.: Nothing.
Janitor: What'd you take?
Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night?
J.D.: Really?
Elliot: Yeah a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder
J.D.: You slut!
J.D.: It's the scrubs, because in jeans, my butt is a force to be reckoned with!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 J.D.: Stick to the truth and you can't get hurt, that's my philosophy.
Dr. Cox: You didn't sleep with her did ya?
J.D.: God, no!
J.D.'s Narration: Philosophy is tricky.
J.D.'s Narration: I'll always remember that moment as the first "thank you" I got from Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Well, geez, Agnes, does the field hockey team know that you're missing?
J.D.'s Narration: It felt good.
J.D.: Your ex-wife. She's the answer.
Dr. Cox: Uhhh... Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges.
Jordan: I didn't do it for you, Perry, I only did it because the thought of you rotting here in this hospital is better than tipping the valet with your alimony check.
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007J.D.: Look, all I'm saying is, there's more to healing than what's in the books. I talk to my patients, I-I sing to them... ask them what their hobbies are and tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
