Scrubs Quotes (Page 7)
Elliot: With all due respect, Dr. Cox, maybe I should talk to her.
Dr. Cox: With no due respect at all, why?
Elliot:Well she's a teenage girl, that's an awkward time. You know, your breasts are growing, not always symmetrically. Um, you like boys. Maybe one gives you a ride home, you think something's gonna happen but it doesn't and that just makes it official that you're a lop-sided freak. Happy ending though: lefty caught up in college.
Dr. Cox: Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic Hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. The Miracle on Ice, gone! Listen to me carefully, I know all about what it's like to be a teenage girl, wah wah wah. Course, I never had to try to convince my mother that I sure would have liked a navel ring.
Elliot: Oh well we were all going to Jamaica and my friend Susan...
[Cox immitates a trash compactor with his hands.]
Dr. Cox: Brain space.
Janitor: it's a kangaroo...sometimes i like to draw kangaroos..
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Kelso: Ahh, new Janitor uniforms, top priority! Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU.
Janitor: I made some sketches.
Kelso: This one has a cape?!?
Janitor: That gives me the option of fighting crime. After work, of course. And this one, it's got sort of a medieval thing going.
Kelso: Is he on a horse?
Janitor: It's a steed sir.
J.D.: Wait, are you Charles James...?
Charles James: Yes
JD: Charles James the writer?
Charles James: Yep.
JD: [to himself] JUST... STAY... CALM!
Dr. Kelso: Okay, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons, we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patients rooms. To sum up, floors two and four are no longer for one or two. Actually, there's still a bathroom on two, but then my joke wouldn't've worked.
Carla: And...?
Dr. Cox: I'm sorry, would you repeat the question?
Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Jordan: That's weird. I asked him the same last night.
Carla: Where's the outrage, the anger, the heat?
Jordan: Again! Last night!
Carla: You've gone soft.
Jordan: Okay, now it's just spooky!
Dr. Kelso: You youngsters. If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love.
Dr. Cox: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.
Dr. Cox: This moment is so great, I would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments...!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007J.D Narration: I guess the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Molly: I'm sorry, I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people and you're just too normal.
JD: [to himself] Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
JD: My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.
JD: [to himself] At that very moment I feared I had divulged too much.
JD: Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.
Molly: Wow.
