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Season 9

• The Finale (3)
• The Maid (4)
• The Frogger (4)
• The Dealership (2)
• The Strike (2)
• The Merv Griffin Show (3)
• The Serenity Now (9)
• The Voice (4)

Season 8

• The Muffin Tops (2)
• The Yada Yada (1)
• The English Patient (1)
• The Comeback (3)
• The Little Jerry (3)
• The Andrea Doria (2)
• The Chicken Roaster (5)
• The Bizarro Jerry (1)
• The Foundation (3)
• The Susie (1)

Season 7

• The Invitations (2)
• The Wig Master (1)
• The Doll (2)
• The Shower Head (2)
• The Cadillac (2)
• The Caddy (1)
• The Rye (2)
• The Sponge (4)
• The Soup Nazi (2)
• The Wink (1)
• The Postponement (4)
• The Engagement (4)

Season 6

• The Scofflaw (4)
• The Understudy (5)
• The Face Painter (2)
• The Diplomat's Club (2)
• The Fusilli Jerry (3)
• The Doodle (1)
• The Jimmy (4)
• The Doorman (3)
• The Kiss Hello (1)
• The Beard (3)
• The Label Maker (7)
• The Switch (7)
• The Race (8)
• The Secretary (4)
• The Mom and Pop Store (5)
• The Soup (8)
• The Gymnast (1)
• The Couch (1)
• The Chinese Woman (3)
• The Pledge Drive (1)
• The Big Salad (5)
• The Chaperone (3)

Season 5

• The Opposite (2)
• The Hamptons (25)
• The Fire (11)
• The Wife (3)
• The Stand-In (2)
• The Pie (1)
• The Marine Biologist (10)
• The Dinner Party (2)
• The Stall (4)
• The Conversion (2)
• The Cigar Store Indian (3)
• The Masseuse (3)
• The Barber (5)
• The Non-Fat Yogurt (3)
• The Lip Reader (2)
• The Bris (3)
• The Sniffing Accountant (2)
• The Glasses (2)
• The Puffy Shirt (1)
• The Mango (5)

Season 4

• The Pilot, Parts I & II (4)
• The Smelly Car (2)
• The Junior Mint (4)
• The Handicap Spot (4)
• The Implant (1)
• The Old Man (1)
• The Outing (6)
• The Shoes (1)
• The Visa (5)
• The Movie (1)
• The Pick (1)
• The Airport (3)
• The Contest (29)
• The Virgin (1)
• The Opera (4)
• The Cheever Letters (2)
• The Bubble Boy (5)
• The Watch (4)
• The Wallet (2)
• The Ticket (4)
• The Pitch (2)
• The Trip, Part 2 (3)
• The Trip, Part 1 (4)

Season 3

• The Keys (5)
• The Parking Space (2)
• The Letter (1)
• The Good Samaritan (2)
• The Limo (3)
• The Boyfriend: Part 2 (1)
• The Boyfriend: Part 1 (2)
• The Fix Up (1)
• The Suicide (2)
• The Pez Dispenser (1)
• The Subway (3)
• The Red Dot (2)
• The Alternate Side (6)
• The Stranded (5)
• The Nose Job (1)
• The Cafe (3)
• The Parking Garage (5)
• The Tape (1)
• The Library (5)
• The Dog (3)
• The Pen (4)
• The Truth (5)
• The Note (5)

Season 2

• The Ex-Girlfriend (5)
• The Busboy (4)
• The Baby Shower (3)
• The Deal (3)
• The Heart Attack (4)
• The Revenge (2)
• The Statue (3)
• The Apartment (2)
• The Phone Message (3)
• The Jacket (1)
• The Chinese Restaurant (5)
• The Pony Remark (13)

Season 1

• The Stock Tip (4)
• Male Unbonding (1)
• The Stakeout (1)
• The Robbery (7)
• The Pilot (9)