The Airport Quotes
Guard: All right, let's go.
Prisoner: I want the magazine!
George: Umm... No.
Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles..
George: But you are, "Blanche"! You are in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to read my "Time" magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life..sentence, that is!
Prisoner: Hey, I was gonna take that!
George: Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.
Prisoner: I don't care when you got here! I want the magazine.
George: You don't understand, there's a blurb about me in this magazine.
Prisoner: A blurb?!? You're a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!
Kramer: Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee.
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