The Big Salad Quotes

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza

Elaine: Can I have a big salad, please?
Waitress: We don't have big salads, but you can get two small salads.
Elaine: Can you put them in a big bowl?
Waitress: We don't have big bowls.

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George: She just took credit for my salad.

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Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers.
Elaine: Or you.

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Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.

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George: Want to get some lunch.
Jerry: Just had a big bowl of Kix.
George: Oh, well, that's very mature.

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