The Bris Quotes

The Assistance to the Traveling Secretary

George: So, any word? Did you hear from the "pigman"?
Kramer: No.
George: And he's not a "pigman" is he?
Kramer: No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007


Kramer: I'm tellin' ya! The pigman is alive. The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
Jerry: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
Kramer: Oh, Jerry. Wake up to reality! It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007


George: [showing off his perfect parking spot to Elaine and Jerry] Maybe the baby would like to see the spot.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007


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