The Chicken Roaster Quotes

The Assistance to the Traveling Secretary

Kramer: Hey, stay away from the chicken. Bad chicken, mess you up.
Seth: That's not going to be good for business.
Jerry: That's not going to be good for anybody.

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Jerry: Hello, is somebody there? Mr. Marbles?

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Newman: [spitting out piece of broccoli] VILE WEED!

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Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!

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Jerry: [to Newman, about Kramer] The greasy doorknob, the constant licking of the fingers... he's hooked on this chicken, isn't he?

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