The Comeback Quotes
Reilly: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
George: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you!
Reilly: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
George: [pauses, flustered] Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
McAdam: His wife is in a coma.
Elaine: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
George: What does that mean?
Jerry: Hey, here you go: Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six!
George: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
Kramer: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.
George: Listen to the comeback: 'Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're runnin' outta you!'
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007
