The Contest Quotes
Elaine: What happened?
Jerry: I told her about the contest.
Elaine: Oh, boy, she's a whack-o.
Marla: Contest?! A contest! This is what you do with your friends?
Jerry: No, it was just a bet. I mean, it actually started with George and his mother-
Marla: I don't want to hear another word. And to think how close I came to you being the one! I must have been out of my mind.
Jerry: All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.
George: And then, there were two.
Elaine: Elaine Benes Kennedy Junior.
George: You caved?!
Jerry: It's over?!
George: You're out?!
Jerry: Oh my God, the Queen is dead! What happened?
Elaine: It was, uh, John John.
Jerry and George: Ohhhhh. John John.
Kramer: [looking out the window] Oh, that's good. That's good. That's very, very good. Oh, it's hot in there. It's hot in there. So, just walk around a little bit. Don't be ashamed, don't be ashamed.. that's good, good.. yes, yes, yes.
Jerry: [singing along with the TV] The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus...
Kramer: [singing] The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on...
Nurse: [to female patient] Six o'clock, time for your sponge bath.
Estelle: George… I'm huuunnnggry!
George: Hang on, ma, hang on.
Jerry: But the question is, are you still master of your domain?
Elaine: I'm queen of the castle.
Elaine: John F. Kennedy Junior!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: He was in my aerobics class.
Jerry: Really? Did you talk to him?
Elaine: No, you don't understand - he was working out right in front of me. So, listen, after the class was over, I timed my walk to the door so we'd get there at the exact same moment, and he says to me, "Quite a workout."
George: "Quite a workout"? What did you say?
Elaine: I said, "yeah."
Jerry: Good one.
Jerry: But are you still master of your domain?
George: I am king of the county. You?
Jerry: Lord of the manor.
Jerry: So the nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
George: Every night at 6:30. The nurse was gorgeous. then I got a look at the patient. I was going nuts.
Jerry: Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
George: Well, my mother, Jerry...
