The Doorman Quotes
Jerry: [as doorman] Hey, wait a second. You live here?
Mr. Green: Of course I live here! I've lived here for 20 years. If you don't let me in, I'm going to call the police and have you arrested!
[lets man pass]
Jerry: [yells after him] You think you're better than me?
Jerry: Can I just go up?
Doorman: Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.
Jerry: So.... how 'bout those Knicks?
Doorman: Oh, I see. On the sports page.
Jerry: Yeah.
Doorman: What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.
Doorman: Woah, woah, woah. May I help you?
Jerry: Yeah, I'm just going up to see Elaine Benes.
Doorman: Benes? There's no one here by that name.
Jerry: Oh, she's uh, she's house-sitting for Mr. Pitt.
Doorman: Oh. House-sitting.
Jerry: Yeah.
Doorman: What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a quickie?
