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The Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

Jerry: "I only eat cantaloupe at certain times."

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Jerry: "I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in."

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Marlene: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!

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Jerry: "A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing happened to the Blob."

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George: "Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Jerry: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off!"

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