The Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Jerry: "I only eat cantaloupe at certain times."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: "I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Marlene: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!
Jerry: "A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing happened to the Blob."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: "Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Jerry: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off!"
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