The Invitations Quotes
George: Listen... there's something that's been on my mind and we haven't really talked about it. It's kind of important to me.
Susan: What is it?
George: Well... I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan: A pre-nup?
George: Yeah.
Susan: [bursts out laughing]
George: What's so funny?
Susan: You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. Ha ha. Yeah, gimme the papers I'll sign 'em.
Susan: Since when do you smoke?
George: [coughs] I've always smoked.
Susan: I've never seen you smoke.
George: Oh yeah. Well, big smoker. [coughs] Gave it up for a while but it was too tough. Y'know, I got no will power.
Susan: I don't like this one bit.
George: [coughs] Well I can't stop now. I'm addicted...
Susan: Well you are gonna have to quit.
George: [runs to the bathroom] Oh god!
