The Maid Quotes

Get Out!!!

Kramer: [on the phone] Hey, I'm on 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

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Jerry's Maid: There's a girl down at the agency her name is Coco. That girl's alright.
George: Another Coco, there can't be another Coco, Krueger would never allow it.
Jerry: Sounds like Krueger runs a pretty tight ship.

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Elaine: I don't have a fax machine.
Kramer: You might. There's tons of stuff in my apartment I don't even know about.
Elaine: Then maybe you have a fax machine.
Kramer: You just blew my mind.

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Jerry: What's that? Double zero?
George: No, its oo, as in oo-oo-ah-ah.

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