The Mango Quotes
Jerry: But why would you fake it?
Kramer: Say you wanted to get some sleep.
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to, we have to.
Kramer: I've been faking it so I wouldnt hurt her feelings.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Jerry: I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
Elaine: You didn't know.
Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake... fake, fake!
George: You faked?
Elaine: On occasion.
Jerry: And the guy never knows?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: How can he not know that?
Elaine: Because I was gooood.
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