The Marine Biologist Quotes
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted. Tossed like a cork, I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there, so I reached my hand in and pulled out the obstruction!
[George pulls out a golf ball]
Kramer: Is that a Titleist? A hole in one, eh?
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about 50 feet out and then suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling, I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry ,at that moment I was a marine biologist!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 George: Then of course with evolution the octopus lost the nostrils and took on a more familiar look that we know today. But if you look really closely, you can still see a bump where the nose use to be.
Diane: Really?
George: Yeah, but enough about fish. I can talk about other things like... architecture...
Jerry: Now I should tell you at this point she's under the impression the you are a.....
George: A what?
Jerry: A marine biologist.
George: A marine biologist... why am I a marine biologist?
Jerry: I may have mentioned it.
George: But I'm not a marine biologist!
Jerry: I'm aware of that.
George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!
Jerry: Something huh?
George: Yeah! How'd she look.
Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.
George: She did? What did she say?
Jerry: "How's George?"
Kramer: Right now there are six-hundred Titleists that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rockaway and hit them... into the ocean! Now picture this.... we find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then.... plunk!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Kramer: Who wants to have some fun?!
Jerry: I do.
George: I do.
Kramer: Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?
Jerry: I really wanna have some fun.
George: I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.
Jerry: But see, look at the collar, see it's fraying. Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash is brings him one step closer, that's what makes the T-shirt such a tragic figure.
Elaine: Why don't you just let Golden Boy soak in the sink with some Woolight?
Jerry: No! The reason he's iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash! Spin! Rinse! Spin! You take that away from him, you break his spirit!
Jerry: Elaine, see this T-shirt? Six years I've had this T-shirt. It's my best one, I call him... Golden Boy.
Elaine: I'm on the phone here.
Jerry: Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here, touch Golden Boy!
