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What's Up with this Picture?

George: Unbelievable, I'm never gonna get out of here. The guy goes to pee, he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007


Elaine: But why? Why don't you want to?
Man: I don't know.
Elaine: But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?
Man: No, I wouldn't.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007


Man: I can't do it.
Elaine: But why? Why can't you do it?
Man: I can't.
Elaine: No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.
Man: That's right.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007


Jerry: You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

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Jerry: I could get uromisotisis poisoning and die... thats why.

  • Rating 4.7 / 5Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007



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