The Pilot, Parts I & II Quotes
Sandi: What's the matter?
Jerry: Nothing.
Sandi: You're acting weird. Is anything wrong?
Jerry: No.
Sandi: Are you breaking up with me?
Jerry: Are we going out?
Sandi: You're breaking up with me, aren't you?
Jerry: Do you want me to break up with you?
Sandi: If that's what you want.
Jerry: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Sandi: Fine. Break up with me.
Jerry: All right. We're broken up.
Sandi: ..Can we still be friends?
Jerry: You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: What? I'm comfortable.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jerry: Again with the sweat pants?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
