The Pony Remark Quotes
Jerry: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense... am I wrong?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Jerry: And who wouldn't love someone who had a pony?
Monya: You! You said so!
Jerry: In fact I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!
Monya: I had a pony.
Helen: [to Jerry] At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you'll leave.
Morty: How come he gets to leave?
Jerry: If I have to sit next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving, He's always grabbin' my arm when he talks to me. That's probably because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: [to Monya] These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Jerry: I don't even know them. What is she, your second cousin? I mean, I've met them three times in my life.
Morty: I don't know her either. She makes me fly all the way from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.
Jerry: He talks about him like he split the atom. He works for the Parks Department.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
Elaine: And what about the pony huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that? They're like big riding dogs.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007