The Race Quotes

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Jerry: I choose not to run!

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Jerry: Well, you really went bald there didn't you?

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Ned: Kramer, I've got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking.

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George: Well, yes this is a business office. But I'm not a businessman per se. I'm here working for the people. Yes, I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system.

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Kramer: Santa speaks the language of all children.

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Lois: So, you were the fastest kid in school.
Jerry: Faster than a speeding bullet, Lois.

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Jerry: Man, that's some tart cider.

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Lois: Would you be able to come all the way downtown during rush hour again?
Jerry: Well, I'd have to be Superman to do that Lois.

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Total Quotes: 8