The Robbery Quotes
Elaine: Jerry, look at this closet! Look at this! I'm walking in it! It's a "walk-in." Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this, what do you think?
[closes closet with Elaine inside it]
Jerry: I like that!
Police Officer: If we find your stuff we'll let you know.
Jerry: Do you ever find anything?
Police Officer: No.
Kramer: How can you not have insurance?
Jerry: Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw...the door... MUST BE CLOSED!!
Jerry: [realizing answering machine was stolen] I hate the thought of someone out there returning my calls.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Kramer: I'm human...
Jerry: In your way.
Jerry: And I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is that clear?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: One last thing, Benes. Regarding sexual activity ... strictly prohibited, but, if you absolutely must, do us all a favor and do it in the tub.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007