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The Secretary Quotes

The K-Man

Jerry: Maybe you could have sex with her again and then take it back.

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George: [while having sex with his secretary] I'm giving you a raise!

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Jerry: You got no waist in that thing.
George: And your arms look like something in a kosher deli.

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Secretary: As you can see my references are impeccable and I think I'd be a real asset here. My only concern is: I take care of my mother. Will there be many late nights?
George: I can't imagine any.

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