The Understudy Quotes

The Assistance to the Traveling Secretary

Cabbie: Wait. Wait. I know you. You knocked Bette Midler out of "Rochelle Rochelle the Musical." I want you creeps out of my cab!

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Gennice: I'm having a little trouble with all this. I mean all I ever wanted to do is sing. Now I'm the focus of this big media frenzy. Nobody in the show will even talk to me.
Jerry: Oh, stop your crying, will ya?

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Kramer: A turkey sandwich, a side of slaw... you want white meat or dark?
Bette: White meat.
Kramer: Yeah, white meat. And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass buster!

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Kramer: I got the pineapple! I got the pineapple!

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George: I watched "Beaches" on cable last night... give me a break.
Bette: Get some talent, then you can mouth off.

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