The Visa Quotes
George: "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: "Nobody is sicker than me."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Cheryl: "Do you ever laugh?"
Jerry: "Not really. Sometimes when I'm in the tub..."
Cheryl: "That's so sad. What do you do?"
Jerry: "I'm a comedian."
George to Jerry: "Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jerry: Well, I mean birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
