The Wife Quotes

The K-Man

Kramer: "My wife has an inner ear infection."

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George: "A guy leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal?"
Elaine: "Yeah, it's a social thing."
George: "What if he left you a used Kleenex? What's that, a valentine?"

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Kramer: "Hey Elaine, what do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years, we get hitched?"
Elaine: "Make it 50."
Kramer: "We're engaged!"

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