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The K-Man

George: She wants to talk to you.
Susan: Uh, hello?
Estelle: Congratulations!
Susan: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
Estelle: You do?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: Really?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: May I ask why?

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Estelle: Of course to a woman. What's she look like?
Frank: I'm sure she's pretty gorgeous.
George: What difference does it make what she looks like?
Estelle: Is she pretty?
George: Yes, she's pretty. What difference does it make?
Estelle: Oh, I'm just curious.
Frank: She's not pretty?
Estelle: Let me talk to her.

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Estelle: Georgie's getting married.
Frank: Get the hell out of here. He's getting married?
Estelle: Yes.
Frank: To a woman?

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Cabbie: Wait. Wait. I know you. You knocked Bette Midler out of "Rochelle Rochelle the Musical." I want you creeps out of my cab!

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Gennice: I'm having a little trouble with all this. I mean all I ever wanted to do is sing. Now I'm the focus of this big media frenzy. Nobody in the show will even talk to me.
Jerry: Oh, stop your crying, will ya?

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007



Kramer: A turkey sandwich, a side of slaw... you want white meat or dark?
Bette: White meat.
Kramer: Yeah, white meat. And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass buster!

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Kramer: I got the pineapple! I got the pineapple!

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George: I watched "Beaches" on cable last night... give me a break.
Bette: Get some talent, then you can mouth off.

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Puddy: Hey, what are you doing?! Watch where you're driving, man! Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one, we beat anybody! We're the Devils! The Devils!! Hissss!!!

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George: I saw Sienna again.
Jerry: He's dating a crayon.

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