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What's Up with this Picture?

Katie: Jerry, I don't want you to freak out.
Jerry: I'm freakin' out! I am freakin' out!

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Mr. Morgan: I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?

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Frank Costanza: million-to-one shot, doc. million-to-one.

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Kramer: I am Cosmo Kramer ... the Assman.

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Jerry: You know what a good mechanic is worth? You can't compare that to sex.

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George: I look like a troll!

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George: George is getting upset!

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Jerry: Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?

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Jerry: He's a doctor! I mean it's supposed to be like a sterile environment.

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Jimmy: You know Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.
Elaine: [thinks Jimmy is another guy] Ah! He is?!
Jimmy: Oh yeah! Jimmy's been watching you. You're just Jimmy's type.
Elaine: Ahh! Really?
Jimmy: Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy doesn't really know anyone.
Elaine: Oh! well I'd like to get to know him.
Jimmy: Jimmy would like to get to know you.

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