Seinfeld Quotes (Page 13)

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Jerry: Who is he not to talk to you about his life threatening illness?

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Jerry: Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

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Kramer: Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland.
Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.

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Newman: I just hope Tim Whatley's electric bills don't get lost in the mail or it could be... lights out for him. [cackles]

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Jerry: Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

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George: Well, if he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?

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George: I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.

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Elaine: He recycled this gift. He's a regifter.

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Jerry: I choose not to run!

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Jerry: Well, you really went bald there didn't you?

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