Seinfeld Quotes (Page 14)
Ned: Kramer, I've got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: Well, yes this is a business office. But I'm not a businessman per se. I'm here working for the people. Yes, I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: Santa speaks the language of all children.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Lois: So, you were the fastest kid in school.
Jerry: Faster than a speeding bullet, Lois.
Jerry: Man, that's some tart cider.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Lois: Would you be able to come all the way downtown during rush hour again?
Jerry: Well, I'd have to be Superman to do that Lois.
George: You're not gonna do it? What do you mean, you're not gonna do it?
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... No, I'm not ready for it.
George: If only something like that could happen to me.
Jerry: Oh, shut up. You couldn't do it either.
George: I know.
George: What?
Jerry: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too.
George: That's unbelievable.
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene, man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna do it.
George: So what happened?
Jerry: She's ... into it!
George: I'VE GOT IT!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
