Seinfeld Quotes (Page 16)
Jerry: This is the dinner. The soup counts!
Bania: The soup's not a meal. You were supposed to buy me a meal.
Jerry: I love the day date: no wine, no shower.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Bania: Hey! It's K.B.! I have the suit!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: You mean a walk back in. That's the toughest move in the business. You're sending me out into no mans land.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.
George: I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.
Man on Street: [menacingly, to Jerry] "Hey cowboy... where's your horse?"
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Elaine: "So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"
Kramer: "Apparently."
Jerry: "So where's my sneakers?"
Kramer: "That's what I want to know."
Jerry: "What do you mean?"
Kramer: "Well, I saw mom and pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home the place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and pop vanished!"
Jerry: "So all my sneakers are gone?"
Kramer: "I'm afraid so, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids."
Jerry: "Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?
Kramer: "It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored big-time!"
Jerry: We should get you to a hospital.
Kramer: I ain't going to no Bellview.
Jerry: I don't want to be a cowboy.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
