Seinfeld Quotes (Page 17)
Kramer: "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Is it? Could it be? It is! Poppy peed on my sofa!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Estelle: You're not chinese! I thought I was getting advice from an Asian woman!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: [about George] "It's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could've been normal."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!"
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Leo: She can't do that, she's on a very fixed income! Stop the show!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Elaine: Can I have a big salad, please?
Waitress: We don't have big salads, but you can get two small salads.
Elaine: Can you put them in a big bowl?
Waitress: We don't have big bowls.
George: She just took credit for my salad.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers.
Elaine: Or you.
Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
