Seinfeld Quotes (Page 18)
George: Want to get some lunch.
Jerry: Just had a big bowl of Kix.
George: Oh, well, that's very mature.
Kramer: Accident? This was no accident. These doves were murdered!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Kramer: Look if you think I'm just going to step aside and do nothing while you defile this woman, you're crazy.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Ms. Rhode Island: I'm watching my weight.
Jerry: I'm watching my height. My doctor doesn't want me to get any taller.
Kramer: You know who you are? You're Even Steven!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007George: [doing the opposite] Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Veronica: [smiles] I'm Veronica, hi!
Jerry: Geez, these are delicious. Where did you learn to make eggs like this?
Rachel: Umm... This is so good.
George: Ah, enjoying them?
Rachel: Mmm-hmm.
George: Oh, good. You know, you might wanna try eating it with one of these. [Holds up lobster bib]
Rachel: There's lobster in these eggs?
George: Not that much. You know, they tend to shrink in the water.
Rachel: Kramer, I just want to thank you again for last night, you really saved me.
Michael: What happened?
Rachel: Well, I almost tried the lobster, but Kramer stopped me.
Kramer: Well I knew you'd regret it for the rest of your life.
Elaine: Well, to tell you the truth, Dr. Feffa, I ... I was surprised to hear you use a word like breathtaking to describe a baby, I mean, because you also used it referring to me.
Ben: Well, you know Elaine, sometimes you say things just to be nice.
Elaine: Some night, huh?
Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.
Elaine: Some dinner, huh?
Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.
Elaine: Some house, huh?
Ben: It was built by Mark Fargman. He build a lot of these homes here.
Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?
Ben: What did you say?
Elaine: I said, uh, some snuggly baby.
Ben: He is something.
