Seinfeld Quotes (Page 20)
George: I love Hampton tomatoes. You know, you can eat 'em like apples. You know it's funny, the tomato never really took on as a hand fruit.
Jerry: Well, the tomato's an anomaly. So successful with the ketchup and the sauce, but you can't find a good one.
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they're never gonna know, no one's ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It's a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation.
Jerry: This is weird, wild stuff. George hasn’t even seen her yet.
Elaine: Why do you think we’re getting a sneak preview?
Kramer: Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz.
Elaine: What?
Kramer: You know, get some good word-of-mouth going.
Jerry: Oh this is interesting.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
Kramer: Yo-Yo Ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Elaine: Nice rack.
Kramer: I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine, you wanna come?
Elaine: No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends.
Jerry: And then there's Maude.
Elaine: Look at my face, look at it. You see any lines?
Jerry: No lines.
Elaine: You know why? One word: shade.
Kramer: Hey Jerry. Rub some lotion on my back.
Jerry: Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?
Kramer: Come on, I'll rub some on yours.
Jerry: No, there's no sweetening the deal. No.
George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love.
Jane: Me too. I love cough medicine.
George: You see? We were made for each other. [Thinking to himself] It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right now, she'd scream and throw me out of the car. But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want.
Elaine: Oh, isn't that weird that George and Jane haven't had sex yet, but they're spending a weekend together?
Jerry: I know, George is pretty pleased about it. It's like she signed a letter of intent.
Kramer: Hey Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?
Jerry: No.
Kramer: Put that on the top of your list.
Jerry: No, not for me. A little too delightful.