Seinfeld Quotes (Page 3)
Jerry: Hey George, how are you going to keep the machine plugged in?
George: What?
Jerry: Well, when you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased.
George: You're right. Why must there always be a problem. You'd think just once I'd catch a break. God knows I earned it with that score.
George: Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger? I used to be so into this game. Getting that frog across the street was my entire life.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007George: Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this "Frogger" high score, that's it for me.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 Jerry: Hey, look at the high score. G.L.C., George Louis Costanza. That's not you, is it?
George: Yes! 860,000. I can't believe it's still standing. No one has beaten me in like 10 years.
Jerry: I remember that night.
George: The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella... just the right amount of grease on the joy stick.
Mario: Here's your pizza, pea brains.
Jerry: I think I remember why we stopped coming here.
Jerry: "So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey"."
David Puddy: "I don't much care for that term."
Jerry: "Oh. Sorry, I didn't know..."
David Puddy: "I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector."
Jerry: "I saw one once that could do sign language."
David Puddy: "Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko."
Jerry: "Yeah, Koko."
David Puddy: "Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five."
Jerry: Hey George, I'm buyin' this car!
George: Ssssh. What is wrong with you! You never tell them you like the car! You're not sure what you want, you don't even know why you're here!
Kramer: "Yamahama, it's fright night."
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007Frank Costanza: "It's a festivus for the rest of us!"
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 George: [watching home movies] Oh! Don't look this is where they change me.
Jerry: Weren't you like eight years old?
George: I was seven and a half!
Kramer: Okay. A little later, we're gonna be talking with animal expert Jim Fowler.
Fowler: Where are the cameras?
