Seinfeld Quotes (Page 35)
Helen: She's very attractive.
Jerry: She's okay.
Helen: Just okay?
Jerry: She's nice.
Helen: She's better than nice.
Jerry: She's all right.
Helen: She's beautiful.
Jerry: She's not beautiful.
Helen: I think she's beautiful.
Kramer: Alright, how often do we do it?
Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
Elaine: Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, okay?
Kramer: Oooh, baby.
Elaine: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
Elaine: Okay.
Kramer: Have we been intimate?
Elaine: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
Morty: My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 George: Is Ted Danson's deal standard?
Susan: Ted Danson?
George: You know, the guy from Cheers.
Susan: Yeah, I know who he is. You're not Ted Danson.
Jerry: You know a muffin can be very filling.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Newman: So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Leo: You know, I know plenty of people in Hollywood too!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Kramer: Yo-yo Ma!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Kramer: No. We had a deal. There are no guarantees in life.
Newman: No, but there's karma, Kramer.
Jerry: "Karma Kramer"?
