Seinfeld Quotes (Page 36)
Jerry: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.
Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.
George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: Which flavor?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos? What crazy town is this?
Jerry: Hello 911? How are you?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: I hate asking for change. They always make a face. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Lt. Martel: What's your name, son.
Officer: Ross.
Lt. Martel: Ross. Do you see that person there, Ross?
Officer: Yes, sir.
Lt. Martel: She's dead. Have you got that?
Officer: Yes, sir.
Lt. Martel: Good. Now get out of here before you find yourself on transit patrol writing tickets to senior citizens with fake bus passes.
Officer: Hey, Lieutenant.
Lt. Martel: Yeah.
Officer: This was found on her person.
Lt. Martel: "On her person"? What kind of expression is that?
Officer: I don't know, sir. Police lingo.
George: This is Morning Mist.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Voice: Murphy Brown.
Kramer: Uh, yeah, uh, Candace Bergen please.
Voice: Who's calling please?
Kramer: Well, just tell her that it's Kramer.
[dial tone]
Elaine: I gotta get some new friends.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: You scared me!
Kramer: It’s just me.
Jerry: That’s enough!