Seinfeld Quotes (Page 38)
George: Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Jerry: She's a NAZI George, a Nazi!
Keith Hernandez: [thinking] Come on, I won the MVP in '79. I can do whatever I want to.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Jerry: And you want to be my latex salesman.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Jerry: Unfortunately, the laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may, for Miss Benes, as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses - in mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 George: Is there a pinkish hue?
Jerry: A pinkish hue?
George: Yes, a rosy glow.
Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?
George: A plane crash? A heart attack? Lupus? Is it lupus?!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Elaine: And there it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.
George: I hate the big broker-houses. Hate them with a passion. Big broker-houses killed my father.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Remember, don't whistle on the elevator.
George: Why not?
Jerry: That's what Willie Loman told Biff before his interview in "Death of a Salesman."
George: What, you're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging. The biggest loser in history of American literature.
