Seinfeld Quotes (Page 40)
Elaine: Yeah, I eat fish occasionally.
Ava: So you're a hypocrite.
George: Hey, I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. Anyway-
Ava: Well, talk to me when you stop eating fish.
Elaine: Fish don't feel any pain.
Ava: How do you know? Do you communicate with fish?
Elaine: You don't care that innocent defenseless animals are being tortured so that you can look good?
George: Could we talk about this some other time?
Ava: Are you a vegetarian?
Jerry: Here we go..
Elaine: Hey, is that real fur?
Jerry: Oh boy..
Ava: It better be or my ex-husband owes me an explanation.
George: Yeah, good night.
Woman: I've lost my fiancé! How could I lose my fiancé!? Oh the poor baby!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Woman: What?
Elaine: I said, the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: Oh, you're as pretty as them! You just need a nose job.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Elaine: (jokingly) Jerry, I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake.....Ooooooooooha ... oooooohaaaa.....
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Casus belli.
Elaine: Casus..belli.
Jerry: I don't know. I'm obsessed with it. It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for a survival. And even if you know it's not going to make it, you kind of root it for awhile.
Elaine: And then you flush.
Jerry: Well, it's a spider.
Babu: You bad man! You very very bad man!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007George: Unbelievable, I'm never gonna get out of here. The guy goes to pee, he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
