Seinfeld Quotes (Page 42)
Kramer: I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Jerry: Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Photographer: Say "astronaut".
Elaine: Heh ,heh, say what? Haha, heh! say what?
Jerry: You took too many of those pills.
Jack: What happened to you?
Jerry: I got in a fist fight with one of the ladies at the pool.
Helen: What happened to your eyes?
Jerry: Well I started to go under...
Helen: With the instructor?
Jerry: Yeah, and I got about 10 feet down and I felt this tremendous pressure on my mask. Like my eyeballs were being sucked out of their sockets.
Elaine: Stella !!!!!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Elaine: You see, that's karma.
Jerry: No, that's Kramer.
Jerry: You know, my cousin Douglas was in a place just like this one time. Came over to my house for dinner, there was no soda. And he went berserk. He kept screaming, "Where's the Pepsi? Where's the Pepsi?"
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: It's unheard of.
George: She asked me to.
Jerry: So you lie! What did you tell her?
George: I told her that she was pretentious.
Jerry: Pretentious!? The woman has my tax papers. You told her she was pretentious? The IRS. They're like the mafia. They can take anything they want.
George: It's okay. It's fine. She'll do it. I'm sure she'll still do it.
Jerry: Why will she still do it? She hates you now. People don't do you favors after you dump them.
George: Oh, no. We left on good terms.
Jerry: How is that possible?
George: Because I uh, I told her the truth.
Jerry: Oh my God.
