Seinfeld Quotes (Page 43)
Jerry: So what happened? You gave her my tax papers? My papers?
George: Oh, oh, your papers
Jerry: What happened, you didn't give her the papers?
George: No. I did.
Jerry: So?
George: ... I broke up with her.
Jerry: You what?
George: I broke up with her.
Jerry: I'm being audited! And you broke up with her?
Kramer: Hey, I saw DiMaggio in the donut shop again.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007George: This is terrible. What is this, ginger? I hate ginger. I can't understand how anyone can eat ginger.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Julianna: I treated you, so please, just get out of the office!
Jerry: Can't you just listen to me?
Julianna: Run Billy! Run to the office and close the door!
Julianna: Have you seen any good movies?
Jerry: Who takes care of your boy during the day?
Julianna: We have a woman. Why?
Jerry: No no. I'm just saying.
Julianna: She had references!
Jerry: I'm sure she did, I'm sure they're impeccable. I'm talking about the ones that forge them. [referring to the massage] You know I think this is really helping.
Julianna: I don't live near here, ya know!
Jerry: You hear about that kid that was kidnapped the other day in Pennsylvania?
Julianna: No.
Jerry: He was at a carnival with his mother. She goes to get a hot dog, next thing you know she turns around, boom, he's gone.
Julianna: Oh.
Jerry: Imagine how sick a person has to be to do something like that. And these people are all over the place. You never know who's crazy. I could be one of these people.
George: The statue slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the ten commandments. To this day, they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life... aside from seeing my father naked.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Kramer: Make love to that wall, pervert!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Kramer: Are you Ray?
Ray: Yes.
Kramer: Yeah! You're the punk I'm looking for!!
Jerry: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense... am I wrong?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007
