Seinfeld Quotes (Page 44)
Jerry: And who wouldn't love someone who had a pony?
Monya: You! You said so!
Jerry: In fact I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!
Monya: I had a pony.
Helen: [to Jerry] At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you'll leave.
Morty: How come he gets to leave?
Jerry: If I have to sit next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving, He's always grabbin' my arm when he talks to me. That's probably because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: [to Monya] These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Jerry: I don't even know them. What is she, your second cousin? I mean, I've met them three times in my life.
Morty: I don't know her either. She makes me fly all the way from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.
Jerry: He talks about him like he split the atom. He works for the Parks Department.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
Elaine: And what about the pony huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that? They're like big riding dogs.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
George: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?
Elaine: George, I met this woman. She is not traveling to any other dimensions.