Seinfeld Quotes (Page 46)
Elaine: What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?
Jerry: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. $13, $14 a cat?
Elaine: You want to make $28?
Vanessa: I said the market fluctuates. Remember?
Jerry: Look, Vanessa, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!
Jerry: I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor.
George: I never heard him say anything really funny.
Jerry: But it’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed... I’m sure he’s got super humor.
Jerry: [to Laura] So... uh, make yourself at home. Uh, can I get you anything? Bread, water...salad-dressing?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: If you know what happened in the Met game, don't say anything, I taped it. Hello?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007George: I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry You can't over-die, you can't over-dry!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: Women know what men want, men know what men want. What do we want? We want women!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: If you've got a t-shirt with blood stains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 George: What, it was purple, I liked it. I don't actually recall considering the button!
Jerry: Oh you don't recall?
George: Uh no, not at this time.
Jerry: Well, Senator, I'd just like to know what you knew and when you knew it.
