Seinfeld Quotes (Page 47)
Clair: Trust me George, no one has any interest in seeing you on caffeine.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Jerry: See, now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot.
George: Really?
Jerry: Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land. You look like you live with your mother.
Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything, you eat it, say "thank you very much", wipe your mouth, walk away. I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, you'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
Larry David (uncredited): What did she say?? (off-camera)
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Elaine: Ya know, its not fair people are seated first-come-first-served. It should be based on who's hungriest.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007George: You know we're living in a society!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.
Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George: I'm Cartwright!
Jerry: You're not Cartwri-
George: Of course I'm not Cartwright!
Jerry: Are you still using that same old alarm clock?
Elaine: Oh no no, I bought a new one today. It’s got everything! You oversleep more than ten minutes, a hand comes out and slaps you in the face.
George: "I feel bad for him too, but he'll get another job. I mean, let's face it, it's not a profession where you embellish your resume and undergo a series of grueling interviews."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: "Oh, one more thing about the car. Let it warm up for a minute."
George: "That's a tough minute. It's like waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work."
