Seinfeld Quotes (Page 48)
Elaine: "If I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: "Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Kramer: "Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.
George: What's up with you?
Jerry: Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!
Jerry: Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that and I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George (to Jerry): "You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Kramer: "Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: "You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007