Seinfeld Quotes (Page 5)
Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?
Claire: That’s right.
Jerry: I can do that.
Claire: So what’s your decision?
Jerry: I don't know.
[time passes]
Claire: Jerry, hi.
Jerry: Helloooooooo!
Jerry: So, what’s going on?
George: Siege mentality, Jerry. They really want me out of here. They’ve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. I’m like Hitler’s last days here.
Jerry: So, are you going to leave?
George: Oh no! I’m vigilant. They’ll never get me out. I’m like a weed, Jerry.
Jerry: I thought you’re like Hitler in the bunker?
George: I’m a weed in Hitler’s bunker.
Jerry: I’m getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff.
Kramer: [in annoying voice] Helloooooooo!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 Dean Jones: "I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?"
Kramer: "Well, it all sounds pretty glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica."
Dean Jones: "Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."
Kramer: "And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!"
Jerry: So you're pretending to be a tourist?
George: It's beautiful. She makes all the plans. I'm not from around here, so it's okay if I'm stupid. And she knows I'm only in town visiting, so there's no messy breakups.
George: When do you start to worry about ear hair?
Jerry: When you hear like a soft rustling.
Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.
George: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part!
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
Lisa: How could you not love that movie?
Elaine: How about, it sucked?
George: [answering machine recording, sung to the tune of Greatest American Hero]
Believe it or not,
George isn't at home.
Please leave a message... at the beep!
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone,
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!
Reilly: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
George: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you!
Reilly: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
George: [pauses, flustered] Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
McAdam: His wife is in a coma.
