Seinfeld Quotes (Page 50)
Jerry: "I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Marlene: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!
Jerry: "A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing happened to the Blob."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: "Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Jerry: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off!"
Jerry: Women know what men want, and men know what men want - women!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George (to Jerry): I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: She calls me up at my office, she says, 'We have to talk.'
Jerry: Uch, the four worst words in the English language.
George: That, or 'Who's bra is this?'
Jerry: That's worse.
George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect.
Vanessa: Really. What do you design?
George: Uh, railroads, uh...
Vanessa: I thought engineers do that.
George: They can..