Seinfeld Quotes (Page 6)
Elaine: How 'bout this one? How 'bout, 'Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.'?
George: What does that mean?
Jerry: Hey, here you go: Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six!
George: No. No, no, no. You're not helping me.
Kramer: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him.
George: Listen to the comeback: 'Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're runnin' outta you!'
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Kramer: Little Jerry's going to get his clock cleaned. I gotta get him outta there. [lunges for Little Jerry] ... Little Jerry!
Jerry: Kramer!
Elaine: Stop the fight!
George: Tamale!
George: Where's the tamale guy?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean peckin' machine!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.
Waiter: An Alan Mercer called for you. He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight. He's been stabbed.
Elaine: Stabbed?!
Waiter: More bread?
Kramer: Hey, stay away from the chicken. Bad chicken, mess you up.
Seth: That's not going to be good for business.
Jerry: That's not going to be good for anybody.
Jerry: Hello, is somebody there? Mr. Marbles?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007Newman: [spitting out piece of broccoli] VILE WEED!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007
