Seinfeld Quotes (Page 7)
Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007Jerry: [to Newman, about Kramer] The greasy doorknob, the constant licking of the fingers... he's hooked on this chicken, isn't he?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Elaine: Jerry, George, Kramer.... this is Kevin, Gene, and Feldman.
Jerry: This is really weird.
Joey: [buzzer] Come on. Mom's down in the car.
Kramer: Okay, Joey.
Jerry: You guys both have class at the same time?
Kramer: No, we're in the same class.
Jerry: What do you mean you're in the same class?
Kramer: He almost beat me.
Jerry: Kramer, you're fighting children?!
Kramer: We're all at the same skill level, Jerry.
Jerry: He's nine years old! You don't need karate, you can just wring his neck!
Kramer: What's wrong?
Elaine: Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma and now he wants me to run the catalog.
Kramer: Where?
Jerry: Myanmar.
Kramer: What's that? The discount pharmacy?
J. Peterman: No pears, no apples. Where's my pineapple?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 George: Listen... there's something that's been on my mind and we haven't really talked about it. It's kind of important to me.
Susan: What is it?
George: Well... I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan: A pre-nup?
George: Yeah.
Susan: [bursts out laughing]
George: What's so funny?
Susan: You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. Ha ha. Yeah, gimme the papers I'll sign 'em.
Susan: Since when do you smoke?
George: [coughs] I've always smoked.
Susan: I've never seen you smoke.
George: Oh yeah. Well, big smoker. [coughs] Gave it up for a while but it was too tough. Y'know, I got no will power.
Susan: I don't like this one bit.
George: [coughs] Well I can't stop now. I'm addicted...
Susan: Well you are gonna have to quit.
George: [runs to the bathroom] Oh god!
Jerry: Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you asking him out?
Jessie: Yeah... I guess you could say that.
Jerry: Right in front of me! How do you know we're not together? Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking "Champagne Coolies."
Frank: His name was Carlo Costanza. We played together every day until I was four. If I could just look through your photographs, maybe I could recognize him.
Maestro: Unfortunately those photographs are at home.
Kramer: Well, listen, if you bring 'em by, maybe we could interest you in a game of pool. Yeah, Frank here, he's got his own billiard room.
Frank: Yes, It's, uh, it's... uh, uh.. What do you call it, Kramer?
Kramer: A billiard room.
Frank: No, not billiard. Not billiards. It was..come on, already. Come on...
Kramer: What?
Frank: We call it..the, uh..
Kramer: "The Place To Be!"
Frank: "The Place To Be!" Yes! It's the place to be.