Seinfeld Quotes (Page 8)
George: Susan has this doll collection and one of the dolls looks exactly like my mother. She likes to sleep with it.
Jerry: Wow. You were in bed with your mother last night?
George: Felt like it. I tell you, this doll is pretty spooky. It's freakin' me out, man.
Kramer: I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath!
Jerry: No good?
Kramer: It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.
Newman: Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! All right, now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen.
Jack: What? D'you think you're such a big shot now, because you got a Cadillac?
Morty: [dismissive] Aahh!
Jack: [dismissive] Aahh!
Morty: Could you believe that guy?
Jerry: Aahh!
Jack: I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?!
Jerry: He doesn't wanna take a ride.
Morty: Uh huh.
Jack: What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands!
Morty: Thousands?!
Frank: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 Frank: What is this thing anyway?
Mrs. Ross: It's Cornish game hen.
Frank: What is that? Like a little chicken?
George: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. "Little chicken." It's a game bird.
Frank: Game bird?
George: Yeah.
Frank: What do you mean? Like, you hunt it?
Mr. Ross: Yes.
Frank: How hard could it be to kill this thing?
Jerry: Shut up, you old bag!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007George: George is getting frustrated.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007Elaine: I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007
