Seinfeld Quotes (Page 9)
Jerry: She's too good.
George: Too Good?
Jerry: I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
George: I see what you mean,
Jerry: I admire the hell out of the her, you can't have sex with someone you admire.
Kramer: I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 Elaine: Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.
Elaine: Well, I...
Soup Nazi: You know something?
Elaine: Hmmm?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Elaine: What?
Soup Nazi: Come back one year! Next!
George: I didn't get any bread.
Jerry: Just forget it. Let it go.
George: Um, excuse me, I... I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread? Two dollars extra.
George: Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: Three dollars!
George: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Kramer: Oh, by the way, George, tomorrow night, Paul O'Neill has to catch a fly ball in his hat.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 George: Okay, how about this? All right, we get married March 21st, the first day of Spring.
Susan: What do you mean? You want to postpone the wedding?
George: No, no, no, it's not postponing. I just think the first day of Spring is the perfect day to get married. You know, Spring! Rejuvenation! Rebirth! Everything is blooming all the-
Susan: [crying] If you don't want to marry me, George, just say so. Say so.
George: Still marry , still marry.
Susan: You don't love me.
George: Still love. Still love!
Susan: My parents told me you were too neurotic and that I was making a mistake.
George: No, no, no! No mistake, no mistake!
Kramer: Look at this, Jerry; dropping paper on the ground. That's littering.
Jerry: Maybe you better call the cops and turn me in.
Kramer: Maybe I will.
Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine.
Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason.
Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry: But you know me!
Kramer: I thought I did!
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody would you turn me in?
Kramer: Definitely.
Jerry: You're kidding?
Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.
Jerry: You would turn me in?
Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it.
Jerry: Well, you know, we were having dinner the other night, and she's got this strangest habit: she eats her peas one at a time. You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them. I mean, we've had dinner other times. I've seen her eat corn niblets but she scooped them.
George: ... She scooped her niblets?
Jerry: Yes. That's what was so vexing.
